So, yah, I've um biked, like, 7000 miles... so... I'm a really good biker. I'm probably better than a lot of other people... so...I did a ride today.. and it was, like, 200 miles ... and I averaged 65mph... so I just think I'm a little more experienced at riding bikes than any of you...
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actually, um, I think I know a little more about it than you, cause - uh, I kind of invented the first bike, and ...um, the way of measuring miles, and those shotbloks things.
i forgot to include in my [yes, horribly boastful] post that i think i gave birth to about, um, 90 kittens along the way, but i was too busy, you know, riding my bike like 400 miles per hour around the world 9 times to be sure. It may have been 91 kittens.
oh yeah, and i also invented blogging so... yeah. i kind of know how to, you know, write really good posts and stuff...
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